Possessed -- PG-13

[Wind Fish]

I wrote this like eight years ago but didn't feel it was worth posting. It goes up now because I smiled when I stumbled upon it earlier today. It's really short so you might as well take a minute and read it while you're here.

The story is written from Jamie's point of view. It takes place during/after, um... hell if I remember. Whatever episode Jamie was briefly possessed by Salome. 1x12? Maybe I do remember. Anyway, this was inspired by challenge #4 ("OMG, the sekrit crush"). With that info, you can make an educated on what this story is about.


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The effects of the possession really need to subside soon. Sure, there were benefits to the whole thing, like me still being alive, but this is getting ridiculous. Here I am, talking to Connor, and I can't concentrate. I keep getting lost in those crystal blue eyes of his. I would be content just staring into them forever.

Get a hold of yourself, Jamie! This is Connor. Your best friend. Who happens to be male. You are attracted to females. Well, it isn't like he doesn't have his share of effeminate features. That's part of the reason why you find him so attractive in the first place.

Except I don't! That was what's left of his girlfriend's thoughts talking. Right? I can't even tell anymore.

Oh thank you. Connor's walking away. Now I can put my mind on something else, and by... the... time... Stop staring at his ass!

Oh God. Now I'm getting... I really need to get my mind off of this. But how? There's gotta be something around here I can do.

Hmm... I do need to shave. My legs are getting a little... Dammit!

[Buffy8Fan]

A great mixture of funny and disturbing all at the same time. Especially after reading Emcee's Special Features in which it was said that Jamie was originally going to be gay and attracted to Andrew.

I do have a question though. How could it have been written eight years ago?

[Emcee]

Very funny. And yes, as Buffy Fan pointed out, Jamie WAS originally gay, but that was written out before the first episode aired.

I think Wind Fish probably meant eight MONTHS ago.

[Wind Fish]

Er... I recently acquired a time machine, went back eight years into the past, and wrote it while I was there? Does that work? Aw hell, I better just tell the truth.

I used to be psychic but lost my abilities in an ice fishing accident, but before--

I was just exaggerating on the eight years thing. I do that a lot. It was my way of saying I didn't write this recently. Though I think it was late May when I wrote this, which actually is a little over eight months ago.

But good, I'm glad it was worth a quick laugh or whatever.

And now I'm more eager to get to the DVDs.