Post by Buffy8Fan on Apr 3, 2006 12:18:53 GMT -5
Title: Mandy Wha...?
Author: Buffy Fan
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Angel sings Mandy in front of someone. Ends up embarrassing himself even more than he thought possible.
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The bar was a lot like the one in Los Angeles. Angel was impressed. Caritas in a small college town instead of a huge bustling city full of lost citizens. Who would have thought?
Angel had only been in Palo Alto about an hour, but some how it was long enough to get smashed. Drunk. Drunk as hell. He didn't know why he did it. It wasn't like Connor would stake him if he saw him. The last time they saw each other Wolfram and Hart had them kidnapped.
Although, he had seen the look on his son's face when he bypassed Buffy's questions about who Connor was. That could be why he was having so much trouble right now.
Angel. Hero. Champion. Coward.
He looked around the room and for the first time noticed something odd. Very unusual. Lorne wasn't in the bar. Angel had never once been in Caritas when Lorne wasn't. Where could he be? He shrugged it off a little to drunk to care. He grabbed another drink from the bartender, whose name he had learned earlier to be Chico.
A demon with ram horns upside down on his head finished his rendition of "Night Rider." Angel flew to the stage using his vampiric speed pushing a demon with floppy skin out of the way.
"Hey!" an attractive brunette yelled out angrily, "Clem was next!"
"Sorry doll!" Angel call out loudly in a drunken voice. "This is something a first timer needs to do before he loses his nerve. And by the looks of your guy, he's a Joe regular."
Clem happily complied. His girlfriend Sophie on the other hand eyed him wearily.
Angel pulled a blonde haired co-ed onto the stage. And started to sing his favorite song to her. Drunkenly.
"Oh Mandy! And you came and you saw. You ain't got to..." The blonde haired girl was disgusted with him especially when the man singing to her took a sip from his drink and continued right where he left off instead of following the music. "Oh! Mandy!..." he continued slurring.
"Dad!" A voice called out from the door of the club. The entire bar turned to see The Destroyer, his friends, including Lorne standing there. "What are you doing?"
"Thank god!" The blond replied. "Can you get him to let go of me. "Not even my slayer strength is doing it."
"Mandy wha...what are you doing with my dad?"
"He's drunk and singing..."
Lorne groaned.
"Oh Mandy!" Angel said. He then threw up all over said blonde and fainted.
Author: Buffy Fan
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Angel sings Mandy in front of someone. Ends up embarrassing himself even more than he thought possible.
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The bar was a lot like the one in Los Angeles. Angel was impressed. Caritas in a small college town instead of a huge bustling city full of lost citizens. Who would have thought?
Angel had only been in Palo Alto about an hour, but some how it was long enough to get smashed. Drunk. Drunk as hell. He didn't know why he did it. It wasn't like Connor would stake him if he saw him. The last time they saw each other Wolfram and Hart had them kidnapped.
Although, he had seen the look on his son's face when he bypassed Buffy's questions about who Connor was. That could be why he was having so much trouble right now.
Angel. Hero. Champion. Coward.
He looked around the room and for the first time noticed something odd. Very unusual. Lorne wasn't in the bar. Angel had never once been in Caritas when Lorne wasn't. Where could he be? He shrugged it off a little to drunk to care. He grabbed another drink from the bartender, whose name he had learned earlier to be Chico.
A demon with ram horns upside down on his head finished his rendition of "Night Rider." Angel flew to the stage using his vampiric speed pushing a demon with floppy skin out of the way.
"Hey!" an attractive brunette yelled out angrily, "Clem was next!"
"Sorry doll!" Angel call out loudly in a drunken voice. "This is something a first timer needs to do before he loses his nerve. And by the looks of your guy, he's a Joe regular."
Clem happily complied. His girlfriend Sophie on the other hand eyed him wearily.
Angel pulled a blonde haired co-ed onto the stage. And started to sing his favorite song to her. Drunkenly.
"Oh Mandy! And you came and you saw. You ain't got to..." The blonde haired girl was disgusted with him especially when the man singing to her took a sip from his drink and continued right where he left off instead of following the music. "Oh! Mandy!..." he continued slurring.
"Dad!" A voice called out from the door of the club. The entire bar turned to see The Destroyer, his friends, including Lorne standing there. "What are you doing?"
"Thank god!" The blond replied. "Can you get him to let go of me. "Not even my slayer strength is doing it."
"Mandy wha...what are you doing with my dad?"
"He's drunk and singing..."
Lorne groaned.
"Oh Mandy!" Angel said. He then threw up all over said blonde and fainted.
