Post by Buffy8Fan on Dec 31, 2007 4:27:55 GMT -5
After reading The Gatekeeper thread in Spoilers and Speculation, I just could not help myself. It's short, but, oh well.
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"It's time," Salome said looking outside at the setting sun.
Connor glanced outside and he said, "Your right," before turning off 'I Love Lucy.' He picked up Salome and flung her over his shoulder. The other two occupants in the room, Andrew and Mandy, rolled their eyes and went back to working on a Star Wars model and reading 'Hamlet.'
Connor carried Salome into their bedroom and tossed her onto her back. He pinned her down straddling her before capturing her lips with his.
"This isn't exactly what I was talking about," she said in between kisses.
"What were you talking about?"
"Slaying."
"Oh." He took off his shirt and slid his hands under hers, eliciting a moan from her mouth.
A couple of minutes later they were both completely naked, fondling and kissing each other. As Connor moved his hand up her leg, he felt something new something...
"Holy Shit Salome!!!"
"What?" Salome looked down. "Oh."
Andrew and Mandy, hearing Connor yell (AN: and for some reason I couldn't think of didn't assume it was in pleasure; Sorry) barreled through the door. Both stopping in horror ans shock before Mandy smirked and asked, "Salome, um...is there any particular reason you have a penis?"
Groaning Salome confessed, "Damn reality magic."
Connor fled, still wearing nothing. If he didn't hate magic before, he definitely did now.
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"It's time," Salome said looking outside at the setting sun.
Connor glanced outside and he said, "Your right," before turning off 'I Love Lucy.' He picked up Salome and flung her over his shoulder. The other two occupants in the room, Andrew and Mandy, rolled their eyes and went back to working on a Star Wars model and reading 'Hamlet.'
Connor carried Salome into their bedroom and tossed her onto her back. He pinned her down straddling her before capturing her lips with his.
"This isn't exactly what I was talking about," she said in between kisses.
"What were you talking about?"
"Slaying."
"Oh." He took off his shirt and slid his hands under hers, eliciting a moan from her mouth.
A couple of minutes later they were both completely naked, fondling and kissing each other. As Connor moved his hand up her leg, he felt something new something...
"Holy Shit Salome!!!"
"What?" Salome looked down. "Oh."
Andrew and Mandy, hearing Connor yell (AN: and for some reason I couldn't think of didn't assume it was in pleasure; Sorry) barreled through the door. Both stopping in horror ans shock before Mandy smirked and asked, "Salome, um...is there any particular reason you have a penis?"
Groaning Salome confessed, "Damn reality magic."
Connor fled, still wearing nothing. If he didn't hate magic before, he definitely did now.